Duple Improper Contra dance

A1 Pass Neighbor by R; Al'd L next Neighbor; return to original neighbor
   Pass Neighbor by R; Al'd L next Neighbor; return to original neighbor

A2 Neighbor Balance and Swing

B1 Broken Hey (Men pass L, pass R on side, Women Al'd L x 1)
   Partner Swing

B2 Circle L 3/4
   Balance ring; California twirl to next

Wilma danced with us for years.  For her 90th birthday I was asked to write a dance which incorporated elements of prankster-type fun their family had enjoyed over the years; namely fun with clothespins and rubber chickens.  I decided to put those elements in the title rather than the dance itself.  We don’t see Wilma at dances so much any more; she says she’s too busy to go dancing.  Wilma is amazing!